Stress!

Based on how I'm feeling, I thought you folks might need this today. Enjoy.

(Obtained from http://www.wolfescape.com/Humour/WorkStress.htm)
(Other content from that site not necessarily recommended!)

Witnesses, consider yourselves commended on reviewing your depositions.
Attorneys, consider yourselves commended on developing, refining, and reviewing. I know it's tough, but you can use the head banger if you have to. :-)

Sarah